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Elon's Body

Jul 19, 2022

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9 min read

Elon's Body

More like Roland barfs.

Hot “Hot” Summer 2022

Jul 18, 2022

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8 min read

Hot “Hot” Summer 2022

Garbareeno until garbareeno dayo comes.

Big Ben Bongs for Boris

Jul 7, 2022

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9 min read

Big Ben Bongs for Boris

It's time to "grab the wheel" and "bring back the guillotine," and RIP Georgia white-pride-stones.

Tabs ClassicTM: I Shall Wear The Redditors' Loathing With Pride

Jul 6, 2022

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8 min read

Tabs ClassicTM: I Shall Wear The Redditors' Loathing With Pride

7-6-2015 / I was always right about crypto.

The J.K. Rowling to Bette Midler TERF Pipeline

Jul 5, 2022

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7 min read

The J.K. Rowling to Bette Midler TERF Pipeline

Eat steak together at night

Black Hole Fun

Jul 4, 2022

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7 min read

Black Hole Fun

Filet Minion and endless scromiting on this, our Jesus Pepsi Day

The Environmental Powerlessness Agency

Jun 30, 2022

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9 min read

The Environmental Powerlessness Agency

No sanctions yay 🙂

Massive Cheez-It Destroys Pittsburgh

Jun 29, 2022

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8 min read

Massive Cheez-It Destroys Pittsburgh

Will you tell us that you're okay?

Everything Happens So Much

Jun 28, 2022

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8 min read

Everything Happens So Much

It's more of an anxiety pile in an apocalypse bowl.

The Lottery

Jun 27, 2022

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11 min read

The Lottery

Today's best joke is in the alt text for the crab image just fyi.

Follow Friday
LockSimple

Jun 17, 2022

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4 min read

Follow Friday

Wood is historically one of the most ancient things on this planet.

The Leopard Doesn't Change Its Socks

Jun 16, 2022

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9 min read

The Leopard Doesn't Change Its Socks

Pour one out for Mapbox 🫗

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