"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime."
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Apr 21, 2026
Laufey presents the custom electric Miles Davis centennial Lexus.
Apr 17, 2026
Trapped on a Zoom call with fake co-workers when we could just be making donuts.
Apr 14, 2026
Nine years can be a lifetime.
Apr 7, 2026
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Apr 1, 2026
11 min read
Mar 27, 2026
12 min read
Also: scientists put 792 ants in a particle accelerator. Should we be worried?
Mar 23, 2026
This week in last week.
Mar 13, 2026
9 min read
Does any of this matter at all? No!
Mar 10, 2026
10 min read
Back with another one of those hump-plumping injectables.
Mar 5, 2026
You're either with us or you're against us.
Feb 27, 2026
Welcome to my Ellie Award-nominated magazine.
Feb 23, 2026
17 min read
How many Reddit posts does it take to learn to read?
Feb 10, 2026
13 min read
New crotch-related ski jumping scandal dropped.
