...or: "Send me off forever, but I ask you please, don't Jense me In."
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Nov 12, 2026
This is what they stole from us.
Nov 3, 2026
"We have a problem here - Wayne"
Oct 30, 2026
Beyond pleasure, beyond pain, beyond chocolate, beyond horses and sex, beyond the Wendy's parking lot: it's Ball 2.
Oct 20, 2026
Your Favorite Newsletter’s Favorite Newsletter
Oct 13, 2026
3 min read
Chabbb why are we all in this Port-a-Potty?
Oct 8, 2026
2 min read
They took the lathe of heaven away from me, and they were right to.
Sep 29, 2026
4 min read
“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”
Sep 24, 2026
7 min read
Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
Sep 1, 2026
5 min read
John Temu stuns in new job, John Galliano shunned by Met donors.
Aug 27, 2026
Why do we even have that heading?
Aug 24, 2026
There's literally no way to know.
Aug 14, 2026
Please choose two or more of the following topics, and show your work. Open book, you have 3 hours.
Aug 11, 2026
6 min read
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
