Today in Polly

A competitive advice column, featuring Heather Havrilesky

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Today in Polly: Beets By Dre
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Today in Polly: Beets By Dre

*curls into fetal position*

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Heather Havrilesky
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Today in Polly: The Hawk and The Hippos

Today in Polly: The Hawk and The Hippos

In which we explain why this is so late.

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Heather Havrilesky
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Today in Polly: The French Weasel and the Hot Mailman

Today in Polly: The French Weasel and the Hot Mailman

Ooo la la! Also: some basic general relativity.

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Today in Polly: Oh My God the Drama

Today in Polly: Oh My God the Drama

What you’re witnessing is the very powerful brain of an extremely sensitive child.

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Today in Polly: More Weight

Today in Polly: More Weight

How do you get rid of stuff? Is it possible to do a holiday party sober? And how do you deal with expectations?

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Heather Havrilesky
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Today in Polly: All play and no work make Jack a dull boytoy

Today in Polly: All play and no work make Jack a dull boytoy

There will be maths

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2 Day 2 Polly

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It's always a good day to quit

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Heather Havrilesky
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There is some shit I will not eat.

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