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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙʟᴏʙ is coming for you, right through your bathroom mirror.

21 hr ago

Mar 3

Get in loser, we're going apartment shopping.

Mar 2

Please don't think about that title too much.

Mar 1

Gender? In MY potato? It's more likely than you think.

Feb 26

A Tabs loosie, brought to you by a former intern. This one goes out to all my NPCs.

Feb 25

Don't ask Charles Entertainment Cheese.

Feb 24

Welcome to the Parliament of Things

Feb 23

Bongiorno! It's time for an unpleasant breakfast.

Feb 22

Also: always look in the hole.

Feb 19

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Test Kitchen.

Feb 18

Rush Limbaugh died, and other good news.

Feb 17

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