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A Brief Inquiry Into Offline Relationships
A special Tabs fandom war report.
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Allegra Rosenberg
5
May 2023
Just Take a Crowbar To It
Resizable worm, free to good home.
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camille butera
11
Ronnie's Big Conference Call
Tulum??????
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Shut Up And Mint The Coin
Today in politics: Marjorie: The Gathering, Fingies Kebbin, and the Cole Haan All Stars.
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Due To The Unfortunate
"A starfish's... hole, I guess."
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
You Can Always Quit Evolving
Shrimps is bugs.
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Live Listen: Sorry Mom's "babyface"
You are the titanic, and I am jumping off the hull into the sea
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Rusty Foster
12
Which Bad Tab Should You Read Today?
Spoiler: it's the Buttigieg interview.
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Thoughts & Prayers
ACAB stands for All Cops Attract Bees.
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Tumblr: BATTLEGROUNDS
How do you do, fellow news consumers.
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Grand Opening, Grand Closing
Goddamn, Woke Tuesday cracked the can open again.
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Rusty Foster
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camille butera
Dr. Unpleasant's Operatic TikTok
I didn't spend eight years in Unpleasant Medical School to be called "Mr. Unpleasant."
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Allegra Rosenberg
22
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