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Season Six Finale

Aug 4, 2022

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5 min read

Season Six Finale

This gyre? Well it isn’t NOT widening, pal.

Want More Life?

Aug 3, 2022

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8 min read

Want More Life?

Try OrganExTM Zombie Fluid! It won't leave you stiff like a typical dead pig.

Don't Call It a Comeback

Aug 2, 2022

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6 min read

Don't Call It a Comeback

Martin Shkreli and polio have been here for years.

Scabby Stabbed at the Staab Sob N' Slab

Aug 1, 2022

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10 min read

Scabby Stabbed at the Staab Sob N' Slab

Brought to you by our corporate partners at Lockheed Martin.

Story Idea:
LockSimple

Jul 29, 2022

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7 min read

Story Idea:

You will never learn the terrible secret of Werewolf Island!

Getting Spicy on Twitter

Jul 28, 2022

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5 min read

Getting Spicy on Twitter

I fixed Instagram for you.

Adam Mosseri's Minion Era

Jul 27, 2022

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8 min read

Adam Mosseri's Minion Era

For every scientist you see, there are ten you don't see.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
What Would You Do?

Jul 26, 2022

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7 min read

What Would You Do?

What WOULD you do? What would YOU do? WHAT would you DO?

Editor Archived

Jul 25, 2022

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9 min read

Editor Archived

And NO news about Elon Musk's sex life. 😉

What Was Your Worst Idea?
LockSimple

Jul 22, 2022

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4 min read

What Was Your Worst Idea?

Because all of us is dumber than one of us.

You Can Always Quit (A Little)

Jul 21, 2022

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8 min read

You Can Always Quit (A Little)

Bless my soft cerulean eye, it's Gentlemen's Friday.

DALL-Eez Nuts

Jul 20, 2022

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8 min read

DALL-Eez Nuts

A person holding a sign that says "oops."

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