Mar 13, 2026
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9 min read
Does any of this matter at all? No!
Mar 10, 2026
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Back with another one of those hump-plumping injectables.
Mar 5, 2026
12 min read
You're either with us or you're against us.
Feb 27, 2026
11 min read
Welcome to my Ellie Award-nominated magazine.
Feb 23, 2026
17 min read
How many Reddit posts does it take to learn to read?
Feb 10, 2026
13 min read
New crotch-related ski jumping scandal dropped.
Feb 4, 2026
7 min read
"Goid dea."
Jan 28, 2026
14 min read
Tim Apple and Sam Altman absolutely gagging on boot.
Jan 23, 2026
An acute case of No Gay Friends.
Jan 20, 2026
Evil, but also ridiculous.
Jan 16, 2026
TGIWFWTD, amirite?
Jan 13, 2026
You sling beads to a hook which activates a polecat according to GUPP.
Jan 6, 2026
8 min read
Welcome to the eleventh consecutive year of 2016 🎉
Dec 18, 2025
America's rich men are idiots.
Dec 15, 2025
Congratulations to TIME Magazine's Person of the Year: The Eternal Worm
Dec 10, 2025
Get well soon, everyone
Dec 1, 2025
Our "we're not Enron" memo is raising many questions which are already answered by our memo.
Nov 20, 2025
20 min read
Hey guys! Guess who's in the Epsteiiiin fileeees!
Nov 14, 2025
15 min read
Is this a problem?
Nov 11, 2025
"PornosexualGooner101 Died 35 Years Ago...This Very Night!"
Oct 6, 2025
All hail the latest recipient of the kingmakers' largesse.
Sep 30, 2025
Ein Social-Media-Trend, vor allem bei der Generation Z.
Sep 26, 2025
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The law against time travel is more like a guideline.
Sep 25, 2025
Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?
Sep 22, 2025
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