Oct 30, 2026
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6 min read
"We have a problem here - Wayne"
Oct 20, 2026
3 min read
Beyond pleasure, beyond pain, beyond chocolate, beyond horses and sex, beyond the Wendy's parking lot: it's Ball 2.
Oct 13, 2026
Chabbb why are we all in this Port-a-Potty?
Oct 8, 2026
2 min read
They took the lathe of heaven away from me, and they were right to.
Sep 29, 2026
4 min read
“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”
Sep 24, 2026
7 min read
Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
Sep 1, 2026
5 min read
John Temu stuns in new job, John Galliano shunned by Met donors.
Aug 27, 2026
Why do we even have that heading?
Aug 24, 2026
There's literally no way to know.
Aug 14, 2026
Please choose two or more of the following topics, and show your work. Open book, you have 3 hours.
Aug 11, 2026
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
Jul 17, 2026
A preview and an invitation.
Jul 14, 2026
R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.
Jul 10, 2026
Repressed of the Obra Dinn
Jul 7, 2026
9 min read
The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually.
Jun 30, 2026
Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
Jun 23, 2026
We ain't talking about Hormuz, baby.
Jun 19, 2026
This post is dedicated to everyone who thought The Christmas Adventurers Club was “a little much.”
Jun 16, 2026
"Polka dots stayed on."
Jun 5, 2026
They should probably stop looking!
Jun 2, 2026
Give him the business, Scotty.
May 29, 2026
Edward Bulwer-Lytton just sent me a telegram from hell that says: “WOW THIS GUY SUCKS AT WRITING STOP.”
May 26, 2026
My spoon is too big.
May 15, 2026
It's Whiskey Doupil with Friny Tokoday
May 12, 2026
But what about: ✅ OLEICAT?
