The summer doldrums are here and I cannot find a soupçon of enthusiasm in my heart for a post about the reflecting pool fiasco or the Great American Mall Vacancy so instead I’m stealing the classic Lost and Found bit from Tom Scocca and Joe MacLeod’s Indignity which is still mostly on hiatus, at least until Bari takes over CNN.

LOST: Gracie the giraffe, circa June 12th from Cedar Hollow Ranch, a leaky exotic animal facility in Leakey, Texas. “Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe. Instead of staying in the area of the ranch where the giraffes are fed, Gracie decided to forage on higher terrain and climbed rocks to escape,” reported Jeanine Santucci in USA Today. Who among us doesn’t dream of climbing rocks to escape?

FOUND: Gracie the giraffe, on June 26th. The New York Times’ Victor Mather reported that the rambling ruminant was found “just four miles from the ranch… ‘fat and happy’” according to the Sheriff of Real County, Texas, a real county in Texas. As of yesterday Gracie is back home and planning another getaway later in the fall, perhaps to Ibiza.

We stan an adventurous queen with elegant legs and the perfect smoky eye. (photo via Real County Sheriff's Office / FOX Local)

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Ralph Haygood4 months ago

"until Bari takes over CNN.": The return of Tom Scocca to "the discourse" would be one, possibly the only, good thing to ensue from that.

"Who among us doesn't dream of climbing rocks to escape?": Climbing rocks, walking miles, crossing seas ... I'm open to whatever it takes.

Max Read credits Zuck with an implausible degree of self-awareness.

Today in LLMs: "Me AI; you dumb human."

"He did not say why neither he nor his staff were honest to his constituents about this treatment": Being a Republican politician, he presumably hasn't said why neither he nor his staff were honest to his constituents about quite a lot of things.

"Christian humility": Just what everyone thinks of whenever the Yalebilly is mentioned, especially since he advised Pope Leo to be "careful" when opining on theological matters.

"Who can say.": Who knows, some day, "we" may even get serious about it.

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Rusty FosterAuthor4 months ago

For us, I would love to have Tom Scocca back. But for him I hope he has a well paid job with health insurance for as long as possible.

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Ralph Haygood4 months ago(edited)

Certainly. I also hope he isn't in too much pain, what with all the tongue biting he must be doing.