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The Posters Are Tired

Jul 6, 2023

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8 min read

The Posters Are Tired

I didn’t consent to this knowledge and I don’t wish to have it.

Kiss Every Bug

Jul 5, 2023

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10 min read

Kiss Every Bug

Trish Lockwood's DFW, de Blasio's great experiment begins, and it's only the hottest day in human history *so far*.

Well, Just You Wait

Jun 30, 2023

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8 min read

Well, Just You Wait

Persistence of memory? In THIS economy?

Purple Slays

Jun 28, 2023

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9 min read

Purple Slays

Day 16 of Grimace’s birthday and the grime scenes keep stacking up.

Crab Cannon

Jun 27, 2023

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13 min read

Crab Cannon

You'll never guess what the phrase "restaurant-size pepper mill" refers to.

Tabs ClassicTM: "Phoning It In (Reprise)" Taylor's Version (2023 Remix)

Jun 26, 2023

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9 min read

Tabs ClassicTM: "Phoning It In (Reprise)" Taylor's Version (2023 Remix)

6-26-2014 / A momentous day in Tabs Lore

Safe in the Algorithmic Bubble
LockSimple

Jun 23, 2023

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5 min read

Safe in the Algorithmic Bubble

The world is bound with secret knots.

Oceangategate

Jun 22, 2023

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11 min read

Oceangategate

Plus Intern Mariam with a full Submarine Stepson report.

When Life Hands You Glaciers, Make a Martini

Jun 21, 2023

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12 min read

When Life Hands You Glaciers, Make a Martini

And other lessons from the incorruptible Supreme Court.

Well, It's Certainly Titan-ish

Jun 20, 2023

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15 min read

Well, It's Certainly Titan-ish

Plus: Tuesday #Longreads

What H A P P E N E D To That Boat

Jun 19, 2023

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10 min read

What H A P P E N E D To That Boat

Awake, my St. John!

Let's Touch Grass
LockSimple

Jun 16, 2023

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6 min read

Let's Touch Grass

"You would not believe the cool birds I’ve seen..."

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