Tragic news from Florida, where the Mote Marine Laboratory & Aquarium released a statement clarifying that “beloved and recently deceased resident manatee, Hugh,” 38, died after a session of “natural, yet increased, mating behavior” with his brother Buffett, who is also a manatee. The manatee is sexually irresistible to vegetables, and apparently, we no…
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