Mar 15, 2021
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8 min read
Today in regrettable platforms and suburbia.
Mar 12, 2021
2 min read
Also: the moon is full of sperm?
Mar 11, 2021
7 min read
"I don't want to reminisce. I'm still HERE."
Mar 10, 2021
9 min read
In a "The Producers" sense though, unfortunately.
Mar 9, 2021
Piers Morgan heads to his new gig in the 27 million degree fusion core of the sun. Plus: Animal Tabs!
Mar 8, 2021
HRH Queen Elizabeth II and Burger King Rex request the honor of your presence at today's meltdown.
Mar 5, 2021
1 min read
As above, so below
Mar 4, 2021
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙʟᴏʙ is coming for you, right through your bathroom mirror.
Mar 3, 2021
😉
Mar 2, 2021
Get in loser, we're going apartment shopping.
Mar 1, 2021
5 min read
Please don't think about that title too much.
Feb 26, 2021
3 min read
Gender? In MY potato? It's more likely than you think.
