Open Thread: Chapter 1: Loomings
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Open Thread: Chapter 1: Loomings
Tis the law o' the sea.
I live on an island in Maine. It’s been 20 years and that still sounds kind of made-up every time I say it. But it’s true, and today I bring you two stories from the briny depths (and somewhat less briny aquaculture tanks) of the sea.
First, can the humble but oversexed skipjack tuna survive our collective appetite for “a cheap and healthy form of protein that was mild on the palate?” Christopher Pollon looked into it for Hakai Magazine.
If you lined up all the skipjack tuna caught in the western central Pacific in 2018, nose to tail, they would encircle the planet almost 12 times….
With such numbers, it’s difficult to conceive of the scale of biomass being removed from the WCPO skipjack stock—let alone imagine that any fish population could be resilient in the face of such a harvest.
A key to the skipjack’s uncanny resilience is a freakishly prolific sex life: they spawn throughout the year in tropical waters and from spring to early fall in the subtropics. And perhaps most importantly, they grow up fast, meaning females start breeding relatively early in life.
Here in my own home state, the glass eel fishery is a big business, and a shady one full of suitcases of cash and international smuggling. In The Counter, Karen Pinchin risked dockside fistfights and the Chinese mafia to try to get a handle on the global eel business.
A few months later, while trying to find a North American glass eel buyer who would speak about eel smuggling—particularly in emerging fishing regions like the Caribbean—one seafood dealer nearly hung up on me.
“People get killed over things like this,” he said over the line. “You say you’re trying to understand this industry?” He paused. “I would suggest: Don’t.”
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Open Thread: Chapter 1: Loomings
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My dad, who worked as a non-union carpenter 51 weeks a year for 40 years without ever needing stitches for a wound that didn't require surgery (I feel like an insurance adjuster after writing that) cut himself so badly yesterday building a grill for his $10.50/hour hardware store job that he had to get ten stitches. My mom texted me--YOUR FATHER CUT HIMSELF AT THAT FUCKING HARDWARE STORE--and I had to call her immediately.
"He's fine," she said. "They made him take a drug test for workman's comp."
The indignity. My old man hates workman's comp the way Kavanaugh hates the Clintons. He paid for it for all those years but because he was self-employed he could never make claims on it.
"Are they going to give him a few paid days off?" I asked.
"Your father won't ask, have you met him?"
It's true. I want a world where he doesn't have to ask.