Aug 27, 2026
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3 min read
Why do we even have that heading?
Aug 24, 2026
4 min read
There's literally no way to know.
Aug 14, 2026
2 min read
Please choose two or more of the following topics, and show your work. Open book, you have 3 hours.
Aug 11, 2026
6 min read
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
Jul 17, 2026
A preview and an invitation.
Jul 14, 2026
R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.
Jul 10, 2026
Repressed of the Obra Dinn
Jul 7, 2026
9 min read
The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually.
Jun 30, 2026
Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
Jun 23, 2026
We ain't talking about Hormuz, baby.
Jun 19, 2026
This post is dedicated to everyone who thought The Christmas Adventurers Club was “a little much.”
Jun 16, 2026
"Polka dots stayed on."
Jun 5, 2026
5 min read
They should probably stop looking!
Jun 2, 2026
Give him the business, Scotty.
May 29, 2026
Edward Bulwer-Lytton just sent me a telegram from hell that says: “WOW THIS GUY SUCKS AT WRITING STOP.”
May 26, 2026
My spoon is too big.
May 15, 2026
It's Whiskey Doupil with Friny Tokoday
May 12, 2026
But what about: ✅ OLEICAT?
May 8, 2026
Ploopy has launched the bean.
May 5, 2026
No theme, just vibes.
Apr 28, 2026
CELEBRATING THE FIRST AMENDMENT
Apr 17, 2026
Laufey presents the custom electric Miles Davis centennial Lexus.
Apr 14, 2026
10 min read
Trapped on a Zoom call with fake co-workers when we could just be making donuts.
Apr 7, 2026
Nine years can be a lifetime.
Apr 1, 2026
11 min read
