Season Eight Internships Are Open
Tis the law o' the sea.
I'm gonna be honest: Tabs is utter chaos today. Take a deep breath.
Hast thou gotte portly, on thy confinement at Woolsthorpe?
Stimmy, Brexit, a walrus, and the new Jesus verses find themselves sharing a foxhole in the Irish-American Chinese war...
Today in regrettable platforms and suburbia.
Also: the moon is full of sperm?
"I don't want to reminisce. I'm still HERE."
In a "The Producers" sense though, unfortunately.
Piers Morgan heads to his new gig in the 27 million degree fusion core of the sun. Plus: Animal Tabs!
HRH Queen Elizabeth II and Burger King Rex request the honor of your presence at today's meltdown.
As above, so below