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Never Forward

Mar 15, 2022

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6 min read

Never Forward

The new big stuck lad puts its junk in the gunk, and the Hipster Grifter is back.

The Atlantic Goes Goblin Mode

Mar 14, 2022

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8 min read

The Atlantic Goes Goblin Mode

A soft, liquid chortle from the musty cabinet under the break room sink.

Open Thread: It's Gonna Rayne
LockSimple

Mar 11, 2022

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2 min read

Open Thread: It's Gonna Rayne

For forty days and forty nights

I'm Not a Secret Baby, I'm a Secret, Baby

Mar 10, 2022

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10 min read

I'm Not a Secret Baby, I'm a Secret, Baby

FOMC FOMO, digital assets with tab-like characteristics, and "less" is not "none."

The Art of Disaster

Mar 9, 2022

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7 min read

The Art of Disaster

Fake news to the hilt, communism in America, snakes in the grass, the whole nine yards.

Mind the Gap

Mar 8, 2022

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7 min read

Mind the Gap

The Taylor Lorenz discourse continues until the sun shall be turned to darkness, and the moon to blood.

Tamamo-No-Way

Mar 7, 2022

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7 min read

Tamamo-No-Way

What normally houses your groin?

Just One Thing
LockSimple

Mar 4, 2022

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2 min read

Just One Thing

What does a frog say

Bit of a Tabs Expert Here

Mar 3, 2022

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7 min read

Bit of a Tabs Expert Here

Burying the lede, Dr. Dicke, and a whole bunch of fingers.

A Productive Chotining

Mar 2, 2022

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8 min read

A Productive Chotining

We got jokes.

Putin on the Blitz

Mar 1, 2022

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8 min read

Putin on the Blitz

Takes together strong, Today in Crabs, and our precious bodily fluids. It's Season Six!

Open Thread: The Afterparty
LockSimple

Feb 11, 2022

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1 min read

Open Thread: The Afterparty

Right this way, you're invited

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