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Putin on the Blitz

Mar 1, 2022

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8 min read

Putin on the Blitz

Takes together strong, Today in Crabs, and our precious bodily fluids. It's Season Six!

Open Thread: The Afterparty
LockSimple

Feb 11, 2022

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1 min read

Open Thread: The Afterparty

Right this way, you're invited

Season Five Finale

Feb 10, 2022

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9 min read

Season Five Finale

This season was not just unknown but in a terrifying way unknowable.

Today in Crime

Feb 9, 2022

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9 min read

Today in Crime

Born to Die! New York's New York. The turn of the century. All crime!!

Tabcels vs. Take Rotators

Feb 8, 2022

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8 min read

Tabcels vs. Take Rotators

All the bad business men, Today in Keebs, and a Chotining for the record books.

Godspeed You! Big Dumbasses

Feb 7, 2022

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7 min read

Godspeed You! Big Dumbasses

Global News Around the World, and Daniel Ek is so, so sorry.

Today in Polly

Today in Polly: Oh My God the Drama

Feb 4, 2022

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23 min read

Today in Polly: Oh My God the Drama

What you’re witnessing is the very powerful brain of an extremely sensitive child.

Rusty Foster
Heather Havrilesky
Rusty Foster, +1
Is Cube the New Orb?

Feb 3, 2022

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7 min read

Is Cube the New Orb?

No.🔮

Oops! All Interns

Feb 2, 2022

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13 min read

Oops! All Interns

There was a mix-up at the Tabs factory

Woo-ghazi Exposed

Feb 1, 2022

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9 min read

Woo-ghazi Exposed

Open for good articles to read somewhere else.

Schlockin' in the Free World

Jan 31, 2022

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10 min read

Schlockin' in the Free World

Joe Rogan chooses bullshit, and Today in Crabs.

New Cat Dropped
LockSimple

Jan 28, 2022

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2 min read

New Cat Dropped

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