Aug 11, 2026
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6 min read
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
Jul 17, 2026
3 min read
A preview and an invitation.
Jul 14, 2026
R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.
Jul 10, 2026
4 min read
Repressed of the Obra Dinn
Jul 7, 2026
9 min read
The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually.
Jun 30, 2026
Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
Jun 23, 2026
We ain't talking about Hormuz, baby.
Jun 19, 2026
This post is dedicated to everyone who thought The Christmas Adventurers Club was “a little much.”
Jun 16, 2026
"Polka dots stayed on."
Jun 5, 2026
5 min read
They should probably stop looking!
Jun 2, 2026
Give him the business, Scotty.
May 29, 2026
Edward Bulwer-Lytton just sent me a telegram from hell that says: “WOW THIS GUY SUCKS AT WRITING STOP.”