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Media Variant Ravages Brooklyn

Dec 16, 2021

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7 min read

Media Variant Ravages Brooklyn

Are you in the group chat yet?

Justice for Jorts

Dec 15, 2021

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5 min read

Justice for Jorts

Just a list of updates today, basically.

The Badlantic Strikes Again

Dec 14, 2021

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10 min read

The Badlantic Strikes Again

The Atlantic’s nasty little goblin twin gets loose, and we return to New Zealand: "A Land of Contrasts."

The Biggest Dome Scandal Since Teapot

Dec 13, 2021

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7 min read

The Biggest Dome Scandal Since Teapot

Hands on my knees shakin' ass on my GOP shit

Gassing Up the Homies
LockSimple

Dec 10, 2021

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6 min read

Gassing Up the Homies

Building community is a revolutionary act

A MasterClass in WTF

Dec 9, 2021

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8 min read

A MasterClass in WTF

The triumphantly terrible return of the Take Tree, and Genesis Woofs.

Manhattan At War With Christmas

Dec 8, 2021

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10 min read

Manhattan At War With Christmas

Flames erupt at W. 48th and 6th Ave. France Surrenders.

Are Things Real?

Dec 7, 2021

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8 min read

Are Things Real?

Even if it's fake it's u̸̥̾͛͘ņ̷͎̞̍̈́͘k̷̳͍͍͑̈́ǹ̸̢̻o̷̗̮̲͆͐̋w̵͍̉̎ȁ̶̡̞͔͘b̸̩͙̞͑͒͝l̴̖̞̖̀̓͝e̷͖͑

Today in Cuomo-Type New York Guys

Dec 6, 2021

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9 min read

Today in Cuomo-Type New York Guys

What the Shrek just happened?

Open Thread: Let's Make a Mixtape
LockSimple

Dec 3, 2021

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2 min read

Open Thread: Let's Make a Mixtape

Also: ancient mice

Blocked and Reported

Dec 2, 2021

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8 min read

Blocked and Reported

They yeeted on women's rights and kept it litty no cap, and that's tea

BrotherBoy 2021

Dec 1, 2021

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7 min read

BrotherBoy 2021

theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile.

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