The Biggest Dome Scandal Since Teapot

Hands on my knees shakin' ass on my GOP shit

So that’s why “Nancy Reagan” was trending this weekend. If you’re a nasty freak who wants even more on #throatgoatghazi, Garbage Ryan took it a little deeper. 🌈⭐️

The Verge’s Adlan Jackson found out “How to Sneak Into a Bored Ape Yacht Club Party” and the answer is: show up late. The chef of terrible Michelin-starred restaurant Bros responded to Geraldine DeRuiter’s review, explaining that his restaurant dares to ask “What is a man on a horse?The New Yorker’s Clare Malone covered last week’s biggest media story: what happened to BuzzFeed employees in the SPAC, while New York Times’s media columnist Ben Smithdid not. Also in media goss, Amol Sharma and Benjamin Mullin at the WSJ report that “Vox Media is in advanced talks to merge with Group Nine Media Inc.,” in “an all-stock transaction that would give Vox Media 75% ownership of the combined company, with the remaining 25% going to Group Nine Media…” Is it the first step to an eventual SPAC? In this economy? And the new “Sex and the City” premiere killed off Chris Noth using a Peloton, which proved that “the stock market is a joke” and also had Peloton desperately trying to distract everyone from remembering the time its treadmill killed a child in real life.

Queen of vampire fiction Anne Rice passed away on Saturday, a legend ever since the unforgettable opening sentence of her 1976 début novel, “Interview with the Vampire:”

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee.

Ten Second #Longreads:Rothko at the Inauguration” by Richard Warnica, in Hazlitt. What do Mark Rothko and the Trump inauguration have in common? Nothing! Read this if you’re interested in the legal wrangling following Rothko’s death or the Knoedler Gallery forgery scandal. Feel free to bail when he starts talking about the Trump inaugural grift, there’s no new info, and no real ending.

Today’s Song: Megan Thee Stallion, “Thot Shit”

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