Nov 12, 2026
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5 min read
...or: "Send me off forever, but I ask you please, don't Jense me In."
Nov 3, 2026
3 min read
This is what they stole from us.
Oct 30, 2026
6 min read
"We have a problem here - Wayne"
Oct 20, 2026
Beyond pleasure, beyond pain, beyond chocolate, beyond horses and sex, beyond the Wendy's parking lot: it's Ball 2.
Oct 13, 2026
Chabbb why are we all in this Port-a-Potty?
Oct 8, 2026
2 min read
They took the lathe of heaven away from me, and they were right to.
Sep 29, 2026
4 min read
“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”
Sep 24, 2026
7 min read
Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
Sep 1, 2026
John Temu stuns in new job, John Galliano shunned by Met donors.
Aug 27, 2026
Why do we even have that heading?
Aug 24, 2026
There's literally no way to know.
Aug 14, 2026
Please choose two or more of the following topics, and show your work. Open book, you have 3 hours.
