Sep 29, 2026
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4 min read
“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”
Sep 24, 2026
7 min read
Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
Sep 1, 2026
5 min read
John Temu stuns in new job, John Galliano shunned by Met donors.
Aug 27, 2026
3 min read
Why do we even have that heading?
Aug 24, 2026
There's literally no way to know.
Aug 14, 2026
2 min read
Please choose two or more of the following topics, and show your work. Open book, you have 3 hours.
Aug 11, 2026
6 min read
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
Jul 17, 2026
A preview and an invitation.
Jul 14, 2026
R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.
Jul 10, 2026
Repressed of the Obra Dinn
Jul 7, 2026
9 min read
The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually.
Jun 30, 2026
Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
