Mar 9, 2021
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8 min read
Piers Morgan heads to his new gig in the 27 million degree fusion core of the sun. Plus: Animal Tabs!
Mar 8, 2021
9 min read
HRH Queen Elizabeth II and Burger King Rex request the honor of your presence at today's meltdown.
Mar 5, 2021
1 min read
As above, so below
Mar 4, 2021
7 min read
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙʟᴏʙ is coming for you, right through your bathroom mirror.
Mar 3, 2021
😉
Mar 2, 2021
Get in loser, we're going apartment shopping.
Mar 1, 2021
5 min read
Please don't think about that title too much.
Feb 26, 2021
3 min read
Gender? In MY potato? It's more likely than you think.
Feb 25, 2021
A Tabs loosie, brought to you by a former intern. This one goes out to all my NPCs.
Feb 24, 2021
Don't ask Charles Entertainment Cheese.
Feb 23, 2021
Welcome to the Parliament of Things
Feb 22, 2021
Bongiorno! It's time for an unpleasant breakfast.
