Plus: Today in Crime
Stacking piggies like Janet Reno.
You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
The cultural economy of Real Person fandom, or how I learned to love the Joe Biden toploader TikTok.
“In a lot of ways, I don’t really have a soul.”
BIG CRAB HEIST
Boxes can be great. I love boxes as much as the next guy.
Welcome October Intern Meggie and their Mysterious Benefactor
Who wouldn’t want Elon Musk sitting at their side running product?
It's too late to turn the train around, lets have an app-a-ball spitz-ee.
Yearnposting clowncore for the jizz-truthers and clam overlords.
I wish it was 250 million years in the future, cause that's our extinction day.
