Mar 4, 2021
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7 min read
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙʟᴏʙ is coming for you, right through your bathroom mirror.
Mar 3, 2021
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Mar 2, 2021
8 min read
Get in loser, we're going apartment shopping.
Mar 1, 2021
5 min read
Please don't think about that title too much.
Feb 26, 2021
3 min read
Gender? In MY potato? It's more likely than you think.
Feb 25, 2021
A Tabs loosie, brought to you by a former intern. This one goes out to all my NPCs.
Feb 24, 2021
Don't ask Charles Entertainment Cheese.
Feb 23, 2021
Welcome to the Parliament of Things
Feb 22, 2021
Bongiorno! It's time for an unpleasant breakfast.
Feb 19, 2021
2 min read
Also: always look in the hole.
Feb 18, 2021
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Test Kitchen.
Feb 17, 2021
Rush Limbaugh died, and other good news.