The Green River in Washington State is 105 kilometers (65 mi) long.
I kid yall tf not.
The trucking industry is desperate for labor.
"I made Grandma look like a drag queen one too many times, so they fired me."
Just hit send, Thomas Cromwell.
It's Embed Wednesday, here's your post-human #corecore guide.
"Go colonize the sun."
Yes.
In which we explain why this is so late.
Dr. Pets, that's my name, that name again is Dr. Pets.
"Snorting the occasional vial of stem cells."
Our moment! I'm so concerned about our moment.