TGIWFWTD, amirite?
You sling beads to a hook which activates a polecat according to GUPP.
Evil, but also ridiculous.
Welcome to the eleventh consecutive year of 2016 🎉
America's rich men are idiots.
Congratulations to TIME Magazine's Person of the Year: The Eternal Worm
Get well soon, everyone
Our "we're not Enron" memo is raising many questions which are already answered by our memo.
Hey guys! Guess who's in the Epsteiiiin fileeees!
Is this a problem?
"PornosexualGooner101 Died 35 Years Ago...This Very Night!"
All hail the latest recipient of the kingmakers' largesse.