You are the titanic, and I am jumping off the hull into the sea
Spoiler: it's the Buttigieg interview.
ACAB stands for All Cops Attract Bees.
How do you do, fellow news consumers.
Goddamn, Woke Tuesday cracked the can open again.
I didn't spend eight years in Unpleasant Medical School to be called "Mr. Unpleasant."
You know who else hides behind a cloud of ink?
One thing led to another and here we are.
Featuring bonus Tabs lore, due to Circumstances.
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a lotta yall still dont get it
Vol. 01, No. 01: Our inaugural farewell issue
