May 24, 2023
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15 min read
Today in politics: Marjorie: The Gathering, Fingies Kebbin, and the Cole Haan All Stars.
May 23, 2023
14 min read
"A starfish's... hole, I guess."
May 22, 2023
12 min read
Shrimps is bugs.
May 19, 2023
8 min read
You are the titanic, and I am jumping off the hull into the sea
May 18, 2023
Spoiler: it's the Buttigieg interview.
May 17, 2023
11 min read
ACAB stands for All Cops Attract Bees.
May 16, 2023
How do you do, fellow news consumers.
May 15, 2023
10 min read
Goddamn, Woke Tuesday cracked the can open again.
May 12, 2023
6 min read
I didn't spend eight years in Unpleasant Medical School to be called "Mr. Unpleasant."
May 11, 2023
13 min read
You know who else hides behind a cloud of ink?
May 10, 2023
One thing led to another and here we are.
May 8, 2023
Featuring bonus Tabs lore, due to Circumstances.
