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The House Puts Its Comically Large Foot Down

Mar 13, 2024

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10 min read

The House Puts Its Comically Large Foot Down

The TikTok ban, and Today in Despair.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
I'm Going to Become The Literary Joker

Mar 12, 2024

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7 min read

I'm Going to Become The Literary Joker

I feel bad for ye commonweal but thif be tremendoufe contente.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Kensington Palace

Mar 11, 2024

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13 min read

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Kensington Palace

My friend Cord Jefferson won an Oscar!

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Science Gentleman's Friday

Mar 7, 2024

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10 min read

Science Gentleman's Friday

A lot of statistically improbable phrases today.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
The Road & Track Formula One Scandal Makes No Sense

Mar 6, 2024

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11 min read

The Road & Track Formula One Scandal Makes No Sense

Incredibly thin soup.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
A Toothy Anglerfish of Hyperobjects

Mar 5, 2024

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11 min read

A Toothy Anglerfish of Hyperobjects

It is my singular honor to perform the ultimate purification protocol.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
What Are We Dune 2 Journalism?

Mar 4, 2024

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12 min read

What Are We Dune 2 Journalism?

It's Season X, Dairy Daddies.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
The Muscle Rice

Feb 15, 2024

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9 min read

The Muscle Rice

Please read in immersive locations, like Yosemite or on the moon.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Things Happen To Me

Feb 14, 2024

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11 min read

Things Happen To Me

Left and maybe right-facing Homestar might fall for such pedestrian shenanigans.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Joe Biden In A Coma

Feb 13, 2024

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11 min read

Joe Biden In A Coma

I know, I know, it's serious.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
The Ackmanaissance

Feb 12, 2024

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10 min read

The Ackmanaissance

Oops! All kids left behind.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
House Party

Feb 7, 2024

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10 min read

House Party

Just a chill hang with some friends.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
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