Mar 22, 2024
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4 min read
Princess Kate found (sad), and an open thread about websites.
Mar 21, 2024
11 min read
EXCitInG oPpOrtuniTy IN tHe DaILy musiC spACe
Mar 19, 2024
8 min read
The Princess vanishes, again. Also Shrimp Jesus explained, and apologies to Slorg.
Mar 18, 2024
What are we Dune Two Tiktok?
Mar 15, 2024
9 min read
What if Bill Bryson could actually hike?
Mar 14, 2024
10 min read
Literally nobody has ever called New York City the Port-Au-Prince of America.
Mar 13, 2024
The TikTok ban, and Today in Despair.
Mar 12, 2024
7 min read
I feel bad for ye commonweal but thif be tremendoufe contente.
Mar 11, 2024
13 min read
My friend Cord Jefferson won an Oscar!
Mar 7, 2024
A lot of statistically improbable phrases today.
Mar 6, 2024
Incredibly thin soup.
Mar 5, 2024
It is my singular honor to perform the ultimate purification protocol.
