HRH Queen Elizabeth II and Burger King Rex request the honor of your presence at today's meltdown.
As above, so below
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙʟᴏʙ is coming for you, right through your bathroom mirror.
😉
Get in loser, we're going apartment shopping.
Please don't think about that title too much.
Gender? In MY potato? It's more likely than you think.
A Tabs loosie, brought to you by a former intern. This one goes out to all my NPCs.
Don't ask Charles Entertainment Cheese.
Welcome to the Parliament of Things
Bongiorno! It's time for an unpleasant breakfast.
Also: always look in the hole.
