Three Things and An Open Thread

"I made Grandma look like a drag queen one too many times, so they fired me."

1. Curbed: Why Is the Floor of the Oculus Already Crumbling?

By Christopher Bonanos, “New York’s city editor who joined the magazine in 1993”

This is my favorite kind of story: reporter notices something and finds out why it is that way. In this case, Bonanos found the perfect source in the form of the guy who installed the Oculus floor and told them all…