Jul 22, 2021
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12 min read
Also: the bear Olympics, and Linda Yu returns with international pizza crimes.
Jul 21, 2021
9 min read
Maybe "?" just meant "Duh?" all along
Jul 20, 2021
7 min read
Five unvaccinated children in a trench coat walk into a restaurant in Singapore...
Jul 19, 2021
10 min read
Some of you have never suffered a gift of $100,000 and it really shows.
Jul 16, 2021
Please imagine this whole thing as a deepfake of Orson Welles talking to Rita Hayworth
Jul 15, 2021
So try the mac & cheese ice cream.
Jul 14, 2021
Happy Bastille Day, enjoy the rest of the before-times!
Jul 12, 2021
Nous allons tous mourir.
Jul 8, 2021
6 min read
The new highbrow flex dropped, Snake Oil's secrets revealed, and don't ever take it seriously just look at the dancing baby.
Jul 7, 2021
Dirigo, bitches.
Jul 6, 2021
Do not meddle with Wizard's Nuts, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Jul 2, 2021
The ghost in the big data machine.
