It's one of those days online again
Today in yikes
What garrulous and enthusiastic texter slouches toward Bethlehem to be born
My "You Can Always Quit" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions about when you can quit, which are answered by my t-shirt.
Let's all go the lobby
This gyre? Well it isn’t NOT widening, pal.
Try OrganExTM Zombie Fluid! It won't leave you stiff like a typical dead pig.
Martin Shkreli and polio have been here for years.
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You will never learn the terrible secret of Werewolf Island!
I fixed Instagram for you.
For every scientist you see, there are ten you don't see.
