Today in Polly
Oct 1, 2021
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13 min read
There is some shit I will not eat.
Sep 30, 2021
7 min read
Epik fails, the rich divorced boys are mad, and NO new Ozy tabs 😉
Sep 29, 2021
9 min read
Cracker Barrel is #Despairwave
Sep 28, 2021
"Delicious if you're into fleshy gonads."
Sep 27, 2021
8 min read
The trunk is extremely real, but cannot be measured by the methods of travellers from antique lands.
Sep 23, 2021
Forcing the long tail to subsidize the fake hits.
Sep 22, 2021
Extreme disarticulation and skeletal fragmentation in nearby humans
Sep 21, 2021
10 min read
It's Franzen Season, and an undisclosed quantity of fries.
Sep 20, 2021
In collaboration with the Four Seasons Hawaii
Sep 17, 2021
6 min read
The tweet is just a MacGuffin
Sep 16, 2021
Don't burn that Bitcoin ATM, there's actual money in there, too!
Sep 15, 2021
May we all find our perfect scamily.
