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The Weiss-Epstein Program For Success

Dec 18, 2025

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11 min read

The Weiss-Epstein Program For Success

America's rich men are idiots.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
A Quick One Before The Eternal Worm Devours Tabs

Dec 15, 2025

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11 min read

A Quick One Before The Eternal Worm Devours Tabs

Congratulations to TIME Magazine's Person of the Year: The Eternal Worm

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Notes From The Slump

Dec 10, 2025

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11 min read

Notes From The Slump

Get well soon, everyone

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Let's See What's Going On Down At The Piss Factory

Dec 1, 2025

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12 min read

Let's See What's Going On Down At The Piss Factory

Our "we're not Enron" memo is raising many questions which are already answered by our memo.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
ZZ Flop

Nov 20, 2025

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20 min read

ZZ Flop

Hey guys! Guess who's in the Epsteiiiin fileeees!

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
No One Trusts The New York Times

Nov 14, 2025

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15 min read

No One Trusts The New York Times

Is this a problem?

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Five Funerals

Nov 11, 2025

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11 min read

Five Funerals

"PornosexualGooner101 Died 35 Years Ago...This Very Night!"

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
I Don't Want You To Get Mad

Oct 6, 2025

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11 min read

I Don't Want You To Get Mad

All hail the latest recipient of the kingmakers' largesse.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
America to Invade America

Sep 30, 2025

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11 min read

America to Invade America

Ein Social-Media-Trend, vor allem bei der Generation Z.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Subscriber Exclusive: Friday Rice

Sep 26, 2025

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2 min read

Subscriber Exclusive: Friday Rice

The law against time travel is more like a guideline.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Coming Soon

Sep 25, 2025

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8 min read

Coming Soon

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
Sic Transit Gloria Monday

Sep 22, 2025

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13 min read

Sic Transit Gloria Monday

Today in Loser Shit.

Rusty Foster
Rusty Foster
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