Thanksgiving Dream Dinner

One metric liter of what?

Nov 25

Tired of the same old turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving? This year, why not make Thanksgiving dinner entirely from the dreams of strangers? It’s easy, and you might survive it! Let’s get started.

Step one: Collect your ingredients

Bird 1 @hatulimyafim

I dreamed that I bought a cookbook that was called "Quick and Simple Recipes for People Who Don't Have Time" and the first step of the first recipe was "slaughter a sheep"

The Invisible Kel @KeleGrrl

Last night I dreamed of a recipe that called for "twenty-five tears."

Soup course: In the Hole

HEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS

LAST NIGHT ALTON BROWN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND INSTRUCTED ME ON A NEW RECIPE HE'D BEEN WORKING UP. IT WAS A TEA-BASED SALTY SOUP TITLED "IN THE HOLE" AND HE SHOWED ME EVERY STEP TO MAKE IT. THIS MORNING I MADE IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL. FUCK YOU, DREAM ALTON BROWN

HEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS

@masklayer BREW ONE MUG OF EARL GREY AND ONE MUG OF PEPPERMINT TEA. POUR THE EARL GREY INTO A LARGE BOWL, *THEN* THE PEPPERMINT TEA. THE ORDER IS VITAL. THEN SALT VIGOROUSLY

Time for cocktails!

Listen this one sounds legitimately good.

calamity @calvindiesel_

I dreamed a cocktail recipe so here it is Raspberry vodka Sprite cranberry Pink lemonade That good Sonic ice Strawberries, raspberries, and any other red fruits you want

Salad:

Kathleen Rooney @KathleenMRooney

Last night I dreamed of a recipe for "Hand Salad," which consisted of a lemon with the top cut off, then hollowed out and filled with raw onions, chopped jalapeno peppers, and diced apples.

Side dishes:

Today we’re having boiled tinfoil:

devil man cry bubbie @haikucreep

Yalls dream recipes be creative as fuck when i dreamed a recipe it was just boiling a crumpled sheet of tinfoil

Cucrumble:

Slum of Legs @slumoflegs

I dreamed a crumble recipe which included cucumber

Bitch fritters:

The Headless Crow @theheadlesscrow

Whenever I need a laugh, I just think of the time I dreamed I was making a recipe called bitch fritters.

And Isis’s “extra special” cinnamon rolls:

pretty masc for a female clown @spidercycle

I dreamed I went skiing & busted my leg & someone gave me a recipe for cinnamon rolls but instead of a recipe for icing the last ingredient on the list was just "1 metric liter of c**" & I tried to get second opinions so I called Isis & they were like "yeah that's right"

Vegetarian options:

If you have anyone at the table who doesn’t eat meat, you could whip them up a quick Dream Omelet. For the bacon, just substitute anything. Literally anything. Soy crumbles, lettuce, a fleeting moment of contentment, boiled tinfoil. Whatever you have.

The main course:

You need a dramatic centerpiece for a festive meal like this, so naturally, you’re making King’s Hand.

neo-cannolialist @thatfrood

I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.

Click through for the full recipe. “The details make the Hand,” as they say.

Dessert:

Dr Alice @DrAlice

.@70s_party Last night I dreamed you posted a recipe for oatmeal cookies with dried peas as a nut substitute. I sincerely hope this recipe doesn't exist, but welcome to my dreams.

Post-dinner chat:

While you’re all half-dozing in the familiar post-Thanksgiving King’s Hand Coma, here’s a whole thread of dream products you can browse, for your Blackest Friday deal-hunting.