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Thanksgiving Dream Dinner

One metric liter of what?

Rusty Foster
Nov 25, 2021
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Tired of the same old turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving? This year, why not make Thanksgiving dinner entirely from the dreams of strangers? It’s easy, and you might survive it! Let’s get started.

Step one: Collect your ingredients

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Bird 1 @hatulimyafim
I dreamed that I bought a cookbook that was called "Quick and Simple Recipes for People Who Don't Have Time" and the first step of the first recipe was "slaughter a sheep"
2:36 PM ∙ Jan 24, 2020
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The Invisible Kel @KeleGrrl
Last night I dreamed of a recipe that called for "twenty-five tears."
4:20 PM ∙ Oct 5, 2017

Soup course: In the Hole

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HEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS
LAST NIGHT ALTON BROWN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND INSTRUCTED ME ON A NEW RECIPE HE'D BEEN WORKING UP. IT WAS A TEA-BASED SALTY SOUP TITLED "IN THE HOLE" AND HE SHOWED ME EVERY STEP TO MAKE IT. THIS MORNING I MADE IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL. FUCK YOU, DREAM ALTON BROWN
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9:00 PM ∙ Nov 21, 2021
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Twitter avatar for @HTHRFLWRS
HEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS
@masklayer BREW ONE MUG OF EARL GREY AND ONE MUG OF PEPPERMINT TEA. POUR THE EARL GREY INTO A LARGE BOWL, *THEN* THE PEPPERMINT TEA. THE ORDER IS VITAL. THEN SALT VIGOROUSLY
9:05 PM ∙ Nov 21, 2021
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Time for cocktails!

Listen this one sounds legitimately good.

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calamity @calvindiesel_
I dreamed a cocktail recipe so here it is Raspberry vodka Sprite cranberry Pink lemonade That good Sonic ice Strawberries, raspberries, and any other red fruits you want
11:23 PM ∙ Dec 22, 2019

Salad:

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Kathleen Rooney @KathleenMRooney
Last night I dreamed of a recipe for "Hand Salad," which consisted of a lemon with the top cut off, then hollowed out and filled with raw onions, chopped jalapeno peppers, and diced apples.
12:33 PM ∙ Sep 20, 2019

Side dishes:

Today we’re having boiled tinfoil:

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devil man cry bubbie @haikucreep
Yalls dream recipes be creative as fuck when i dreamed a recipe it was just boiling a crumpled sheet of tinfoil
4:27 PM ∙ Nov 22, 2021

Cucrumble:

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Slum of Legs @slumoflegs
I dreamed a crumble recipe which included cucumber
8:21 PM ∙ Dec 16, 2016

Bitch fritters:

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The Headless Crow @theheadlesscrow
Whenever I need a laugh, I just think of the time I dreamed I was making a recipe called bitch fritters.
9:05 PM ∙ Jul 18, 2021
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And Isis’s “extra special” cinnamon rolls:

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pretty masc for a female clown @spidercycle
I dreamed I went skiing & busted my leg & someone gave me a recipe for cinnamon rolls but instead of a recipe for icing the last ingredient on the list was just "1 metric liter of c**" & I tried to get second opinions so I called Isis & they were like "yeah that's right"
1:14 PM ∙ May 9, 2019
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Vegetarian options:

If you have anyone at the table who doesn’t eat meat, you could whip them up a quick Dream Omelet. For the bacon, just substitute anything. Literally anything. Soy crumbles, lettuce, a fleeting moment of contentment, boiled tinfoil. Whatever you have.

The main course:

You need a dramatic centerpiece for a festive meal like this, so naturally, you’re making King’s Hand.

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neo-cannolialist @thatfrood
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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8:57 PM ∙ Dec 6, 2020
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Click through for the full recipe. “The details make the Hand,” as they say.

Dessert:

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Dr Alice @DrAlice
.@70s_party Last night I dreamed you posted a recipe for oatmeal cookies with dried peas as a nut substitute. I sincerely hope this recipe doesn't exist, but welcome to my dreams.
4:15 PM ∙ Mar 7, 2018
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Post-dinner chat:

While you’re all half-dozing in the familiar post-Thanksgiving King’s Hand Coma, here’s a whole thread of dream products you can browse, for your Blackest Friday deal-hunting.

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Elliot 🔮 @nameoftheyear
My favorite category of shitpost is "mockup of a nonexistent product I saw in my dreams"
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Charkie @charkie
I had a dream last night about a pair of sweatpants that looked like this and it's been haunting my thoughts since then. https://t.co/OlTKKJD9il
6:18 AM ∙ Feb 29, 2020
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Some of my favorites include:

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Shelby @ Gintama @tweetlepie
I had a nightmare that I was in charge of designing intentionally strange clothes for a pop-up shop event and these were basically what I remember being sold.
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6:00 AM ∙ Aug 24, 2020
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r i k i ☾ @rikinyanko
had a dream last night where this rock was a meme that everyone would reply with to people who misgendered a person to shame them for it. it's called Misgender Rock
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6:11 PM ∙ Jun 25, 2021
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Eric Colossal @EricColossal
Woke up from a dead sleep with this important image in my head
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5:30 PM ∙ Aug 7, 2021
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𓇙 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 𓇙 @Moth_Sprout
Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper
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9:43 PM ∙ Aug 31, 2021
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Happy Dress Up Larger Day everyone!

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HEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS
Just woke up from a dream about a new holiday called Dress Up Larger Day where you wore, like, David Byrne suits and stilts and shit
1:37 PM ∙ Nov 10, 2021
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