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Thanksgiving Dream Dinner

One metric liter of what?

Rusty Foster
Nov 25, 2021
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Tired of the same old turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving? This year, why not make Thanksgiving dinner entirely from the dreams of strangers? It’s easy, and you might survive it! Let’s get started.

Step one: Collect your ingredients

Twitter avatar for @hatulimyafimBird 1 @hatulimyafim
I dreamed that I bought a cookbook that was called "Quick and Simple Recipes for People Who Don't Have Time" and the first step of the first recipe was "slaughter a sheep"

January 24th 2020

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Twitter avatar for @KeleGrrlThe Invisible Kel @KeleGrrl
Last night I dreamed of a recipe that called for "twenty-five tears."

October 5th 2017

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Soup course: In the Hole

Twitter avatar for @HTHRFLWRSHEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS
LAST NIGHT ALTON BROWN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND INSTRUCTED ME ON A NEW RECIPE HE'D BEEN WORKING UP. IT WAS A TEA-BASED SALTY SOUP TITLED "IN THE HOLE" AND HE SHOWED ME EVERY STEP TO MAKE IT. THIS MORNING I MADE IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL. FUCK YOU, DREAM ALTON BROWN
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November 21st 2021

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Twitter avatar for @HTHRFLWRSHEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS
@masklayer BREW ONE MUG OF EARL GREY AND ONE MUG OF PEPPERMINT TEA. POUR THE EARL GREY INTO A LARGE BOWL, *THEN* THE PEPPERMINT TEA. THE ORDER IS VITAL. THEN SALT VIGOROUSLY

November 21st 2021

284 Retweets4,468 Likes

Time for cocktails!

Listen this one sounds legitimately good.

Twitter avatar for @calvindiesel_calamity @calvindiesel_
I dreamed a cocktail recipe so here it is Raspberry vodka Sprite cranberry Pink lemonade That good Sonic ice Strawberries, raspberries, and any other red fruits you want

December 22nd 2019

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Salad:

Twitter avatar for @KathleenMRooneyKathleen Rooney @KathleenMRooney
Last night I dreamed of a recipe for "Hand Salad," which consisted of a lemon with the top cut off, then hollowed out and filled with raw onions, chopped jalapeno peppers, and diced apples.

September 20th 2019

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Side dishes:

Today we’re having boiled tinfoil:

Twitter avatar for @haikucreepdevil man cry bubbie @haikucreep
Yalls dream recipes be creative as fuck when i dreamed a recipe it was just boiling a crumpled sheet of tinfoil

November 22nd 2021

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Cucrumble:

Twitter avatar for @slumoflegsSlum of Legs @slumoflegs
I dreamed a crumble recipe which included cucumber

December 16th 2016

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Bitch fritters:

Twitter avatar for @theheadlesscrowThe Headless Crow @theheadlesscrow
Whenever I need a laugh, I just think of the time I dreamed I was making a recipe called bitch fritters.

July 18th 2021

1 Retweet7 Likes

And Isis’s “extra special” cinnamon rolls:

Twitter avatar for @spidercyclepretty masc for a female clown @spidercycle
I dreamed I went skiing & busted my leg & someone gave me a recipe for cinnamon rolls but instead of a recipe for icing the last ingredient on the list was just "1 metric liter of c**" & I tried to get second opinions so I called Isis & they were like "yeah that's right"

May 9th 2019

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Vegetarian options:

If you have anyone at the table who doesn’t eat meat, you could whip them up a quick Dream Omelet. For the bacon, just substitute anything. Literally anything. Soy crumbles, lettuce, a fleeting moment of contentment, boiled tinfoil. Whatever you have.

The main course:

You need a dramatic centerpiece for a festive meal like this, so naturally, you’re making King’s Hand.

Twitter avatar for @thatfroodneo-cannolialist @thatfrood
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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December 6th 2020

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Click through for the full recipe. “The details make the Hand,” as they say.

Dessert:

Twitter avatar for @DrAliceDr Alice @DrAlice
.@70s_party Last night I dreamed you posted a recipe for oatmeal cookies with dried peas as a nut substitute. I sincerely hope this recipe doesn't exist, but welcome to my dreams.

March 7th 2018

7 Retweets104 Likes

Post-dinner chat:

While you’re all half-dozing in the familiar post-Thanksgiving King’s Hand Coma, here’s a whole thread of dream products you can browse, for your Blackest Friday deal-hunting.

Twitter avatar for @nameoftheyearElliot 🔮 @nameoftheyear
My favorite category of shitpost is "mockup of a nonexistent product I saw in my dreams"

Charkie @charkie

I had a dream last night about a pair of sweatpants that looked like this and it's been haunting my thoughts since then. https://t.co/OlTKKJD9il

February 29th 2020

1,678 Retweets5,869 Likes

Some of my favorites include:

Twitter avatar for @tweetlepieShelby @ Gintama @tweetlepie
I had a nightmare that I was in charge of designing intentionally strange clothes for a pop-up shop event and these were basically what I remember being sold.
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August 24th 2020

172 Retweets644 Likes
Twitter avatar for @rikinyankor i k i ☾ @rikinyanko
had a dream last night where this rock was a meme that everyone would reply with to people who misgendered a person to shame them for it. it's called Misgender Rock
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June 25th 2021

338 Retweets804 Likes
Twitter avatar for @EricColossalEric Colossal @EricColossal
Woke up from a dead sleep with this important image in my head
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August 7th 2021

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Twitter avatar for @Moth_Sprout𓇙 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 𓇙 @Moth_Sprout
Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper
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August 31st 2021

5,928 Retweets37,320 Likes

Happy Dress Up Larger Day everyone!

Twitter avatar for @HTHRFLWRSHEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST @HTHRFLWRS
Just woke up from a dream about a new holiday called Dress Up Larger Day where you wore, like, David Byrne suits and stilts and shit

November 10th 2021

32 Retweets149 Likes
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