We're all Beliebers now
I'm Adam Davidson, welcome back to The Giant Pool of Dummies
"Delicious if you're into fleshy gonads."
The tweet is just a MacGuffin
Black Pudding, Botox, and Balls
"Don't ever come back here, Muffin!"
Maybe the real tabs were the friends we made along the way.
Our tab behavior is further on the spectrum than the word extreme.
Tabs is Fëanorian hubris writ large. It's what Saruman would do.
Beachcombing ourselves to death. Plus: an important Henry Hoover #longread
Also: the bear Olympics, and Linda Yu returns with international pizza crimes.
The ghost in the big data machine.