# Today in Tabs > Your favorite newsletter's favorite newsletter. This file provides information about Today in Tabs to help large language models understand and reference this publication's content. ## Posts - [Dobby's Grave Not At Risk From The Greenlink Interconnector Project, Also Not Real](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/dobby-s-grave-not-at-risk-from-the-greenlink-interconnector-project-also-not-real): Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for. - [Today on Trail Season 2: The Arctic](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/today-on-trail-season-2-the-arctic): A preview and an invitation. - [Lindsey Graham's Aortic Adventure](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/lindsey-graham-s-aortic-adventure): R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American. - [Veblen Bads 2: Dejection Boogaloo.](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/veblen-bads-2-dejection-boogaloo): Repressed of the Obra Dinn - [Over Leveraged](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/over-leveraged): The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually. - [Lost and Found](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/lost-and-found): Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe. - [Battle Of The Straights](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/battle-of-the-straights): We ain't talking about Hormuz, baby. - [Epstein Social Club](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/epstein-social-club): This post is dedicated to everyone who thought The Christmas Adventurers Club was “a little much.” - [The Dumb Matrix](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-dumb-matrix): "Polka dots stayed on." - [What Did Scientists Find?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/what-did-scientists-find): They should probably stop looking! - [New 60 Minutes Boss Only Lasts 15 Minutes](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/new-60-minutes-boss-only-lasts-15-minutes): Give him the business, Scotty. - [Who Is Nick Bilton?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/who-is-nick-bilton): Edward Bulwer-Lytton just sent me a telegram from hell that says: “WOW THIS GUY SUCKS AT WRITING STOP.” - [The Kind of Newsletter That Made Benches Become Men](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-kind-of-newsletter-that-made-benches-become-men): My spoon is too big. - [Where Is Everybody](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/where-is-everybody): It's Whiskey Doupil with Friny Tokoday - [It's Lamer Than You Think](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/it-s-lamer-than-you-think): But what about: ✅ OLEICAT? - [Dopefish](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/dopefish): Ploopy has launched the bean. - [Goblin Problem](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/goblin-problem): No theme, just vibes. - [Ballroom Twits](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/ballroom-twits): CELEBRATING THE FIRST AMENDMENT - [Papal Bull](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/papal-bull): "Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime." - [5.6 Million Bees](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/5-6-million-bees): Laufey presents the custom electric Miles Davis centennial Lexus. - [Everything Is Hacked Now](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/everything-is-hacked-now): Trapped on a Zoom call with fake co-workers when we could just be making donuts. - [The Future of Football Starts Today](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-future-of-football-starts-today): Nine years can be a lifetime. - [Who Goes AI?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/who-goes-ai) - [Aham for the Mild-Built](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/aham-for-the-mild-built): Also: scientists put 792 ants in a particle accelerator. Should we be worried? - [Dick Hebdige Explained Dinergoth in 1979](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/dick-hebdige-explained-dinergoth-in-1979): This week in last week. - [Sokath, His Eyes Uncovered](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/sokath-his-eyes-uncovered): Does any of this matter at all? No! - [Purity Supreme](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/purity-supreme): Back with another one of those hump-plumping injectables. - [They Don't Care](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/they-don-t-care): You're either with us or you're against us. - [The Lowbrow Harper's](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-lowbrow-harper-s): Welcome to my Ellie Award-nominated magazine. - [A.I. Isn't People](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/a-i-isn-t-people): How many Reddit posts does it take to learn to read? - [The Assassination of The Washington Post by the Coward Jeff Bezos](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-assassination-of-the-washington-post-by-the-coward-jeff-bezos): New crotch-related ski jumping scandal dropped. - [Masks Off](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/masks-off): "Goid dea." - [Welcome to the Resistance, Driving Range Guys](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/welcome-to-the-resistance-driving-range-guys): Tim Apple and Sam Altman absolutely gagging on boot. - [Twenty Twenty Frixx](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/twenty-twenty-frixx): An acute case of No Gay Friends. - [Whatever You Think It Is, It’s Worse](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/whatever-you-think-it-is-it-s-worse): Evil, but also ridiculous. - [Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/thank-god-it-s-whiskey-friday-with-tony-dokoupil): TGIWFWTD, amirite? - [All Gas Town, No Brakes Town](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/all-gas-town-no-brakes-town): You sling beads to a hook which activates a polecat according to GUPP. - [Maduro In Custody. His Blue Hoodie In Your Cart?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/maduro-in-custody-his-blue-hoodie-in-your-cart): Welcome to the eleventh consecutive year of 2016 🎉 - [The Weiss-Epstein Program For Success](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-weiss-epstein-program-for-success): America's rich men are idiots. - [A Quick One Before The Eternal Worm Devours Tabs](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/a-quick-one-before-the-eternal-worm-devours-tabs): Congratulations to TIME Magazine's Person of the Year: The Eternal Worm - [Notes From The Slump](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/notes-from-the-slump): Get well soon, everyone - [Let's See What's Going On Down At The Piss Factory](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/let-s-see-what-s-going-on-down-at-the-piss-factory): Our "we're not Enron" memo is raising many questions which are already answered by our memo.