This gyre? Well it isn’t NOT widening, pal.
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Try OrganEx™ Zombie Fluid! It won't leave you stiff like a typical dead pig.
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Martin Shkreli and polio have been here for years.
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Brought to you by our corporate partners at Lockheed Martin.
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You will never learn the terrible secret of Werewolf Island!
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I fixed Instagram for you.
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For every scientist you see, there are ten you don't see.
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What WOULD you do? What would YOU do? WHAT would you DO?
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And NO news about Elon Musk's sex life. 😉
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Because all of us is dumber than one of us.
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Bless my soft cerulean eye, it's Gentlemen's Friday.
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A person holding a sign that says "oops."
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